Jackson to Provide Castrations for Presidential Candidates

Jesse Jackson put his foot in it with what they call a “hot mic” situation where he claimed Barack Obama had been talking down to black church people, and that he wanted to cut his nuts off.

First off, a “hot mic” excuse is like saying “that was my private thought… the rest of the world is not privy to this…” Sorry Mr. Public Speaker. Truth is, YOU should be smart enough to know better. Everything people like you say has the potential for being scrutinized.

Secondly, I wasn’t aware Obama still HAD his nuts. I thought anyone who has as little experience as he does, and at the same time is flipping on so many issues could not possibly have nuts.

Since this happened on Fox, I wonder if it would have been leaked if it had been on CNN or MSNBC???

Iran Flexes Muscles

Recently, Iran tested 9 missiles near the Strait of Hormuz, 1250 miles away from Israel. This test is more of a developmental test, but it is also a form of saber rattling that Iran cannot really afford. This is just more of an assurance that a missile defense in Europe is necessary, and timely. Interestingly, such a test also gives us some information as to the technology and other statistical data the Iranians possess. Nothing happens in a vacuum. And, like North Korea, insiders state these idiots are more about saber rattling than actual ability.

This is yet another reason for the US to have a presence in Iraq for a loooooong time coming.

More Heat More Food

Want a cure for global hunger? How about accepting global warming?

Scientists at the German Johann Heinrich von Thunen Institute have discovered that by spraying CO2 onto plants at levels that global warming fiends suspect will be prevailing by the year 2050 that the output for barley beats and wheat will be increased by 10%.

Additionally, the more CO2 that plants absorb, the more O2 that they put out. That last little tidbit of information is widely known by even the most basic of High School level scientists, but you never hear it in the news. Imagine if plants can absorb through growth the increased CO2 in the world, just by growing faster, and us planting more…

Imagine what that would do to the Global Warming crowd… finding out that Global Warming FEEDS people. I have to say I love irony.

While global warming is an alarming theory that requires serious consideration, I think that like any other geopolitical issue, it requires that the data be evenly assessed, and the players be incredibly open and non-partisan. Since we can’t expect that to happen anytime soon, and because Global Warming legislation and discussions will have HUGE effects on political discussions in the world, we have to take a “protect our interests” position on such a new and infant theory.

One thing is for sure. You won’t hear the left touting any of the “positives” of global warming anytime soon. Such partisan approaches cannot help the process.

Fillibuster Buster…

Barack Obama… moving again… changing his mind again… again… again…

On the vote on the FISA court legislation, Barack Obama is doing his damned best to be a centrist, by voting FOR a bill that he swore he would fillibuster. FISA and the consideration of such legislation which was passed runs central to the theme of US sovereign control over our rights to privacy vs. security, which is a leftist concern of huge import.

Obama has changed his mind on very many important topics thus far… and I think that the far left doesn’t much care. We cant expect clear judgmental thought on much from the far left.

No. This year is about winning. The hype of a black man helps. The fact he can be shot down over and over on the facts and topics means nothing to the left and many in the center.

God help us folks…

Get active… we can’t beat this fool by sitting on our asses.

She Needs a Fork! Or Does She?

I say Hillary is done. So do most others paying attention, at this point

Hillary failed to show strong enough in Indiana, and Obama cleaned her clock in North Carolina. This puts her campaign now officially into “sputtering but indignantly fighting to still seat Florida and Michigan” mode.

The DNC is left now with the task of cleaning up their pathetic mess created by Howard Dean concerning their fumbling attempt to punish those two States. Were it not for Dean and Florida/Michigan, I am not sure Obama would have survived to this point. More on that below, and how the scars from Wright would have made a difference earlier.

The aftermath will be interesting to watch, because they have to unite a party now. How do they create a situation where Hillary can get out honorably? Can the loser lose graciously at this point?

I think not, and- wait a minute…

“Let’s Talk Issues… Except that one…”

Well, here it comes… the “Let’s talk issues” deflection.

With all of the heat that Clinton and Obama are taking for basically lying, the Dems on the left are beginning to chant the mantra “Why don’t we talk about issues? Let’s talk about healthcare, the war, the economy, blah blah blah…”

Newsflash for all of you liberals… to adults with morals and principles (i.e., conservatives, most moderates, and some democrats), character IS an issue- perhaps the most important one of all, as it is an indicator as to how you will lead, and what you are willing (or not willing) to do in the face of adversity.

So when we hear conservatives bring up over and over the most recent lies of

Elliot Ness and Love Potion #9

(Editorial satire in italics)

Democrat Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer made his name by standing up for the little person. However, he is now in big trouble for probably laying with the wrong kind of little person, namely a 5′5″, 105 pound hooker.

We all knew it would be salacious when Spitzer started out with “”Today, I want to briefly address a private matter, which involves my privates, and my briefs.”

“Over the past nine years — eight years as attorney general and one as governor — I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all, including prostitutes.”

“We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue, as evidenced by my attempts to put my spare change in the purses of whores and pimps.”

Spitzer was apparently “client 9″… “How could you blame me?” Spitzer asked. “She was

Were we to presume that John McCain and Barack Obama are going to go toe to toe in the General Election, I have said it on here before that all McCain has to do is keep punching and punching with the terror issue and Obama’s lack of experience, or proper foreign policy perspective. Barack has gone even farther in the last day to prove that he is naive, by stating that Al Qaeda in Iraq is a result of McCain and Bush’s policy gaffes, and somehow that makes any kind of difference as to what we have to accomplish there.

News for Obama: If you are going to argue about how the bus got into the ditch, as you put it, you are not focused on the issue of the bus being IN the ditch. At some point, the past is not as important as the need for clear and immediate direction into the future. I imagine Obama standing in the cockpit of a plane that is going to crash, saying something like “I TOLD you to check the fuel…”

Great. You may or may not be right, Barack. But that is not important now, is it?

And consequently, whether or not Al Qaeda in Iraq was IN Iraq before the war, is there not a ‘beauty’ to fighting the war there? Taking the battle to them? Dictating the terms of war to them, as opposed to them dictating the place and time to us?

All of this has caused me to create some statements that McCain can use in the case he and Obama wind up taking shots at each other… Some you have heard, some you may have not.

“I am not sure your pet program has any importance until we win the war on terror. Dead Christians cannot use (insert liberal program here).”

“Personally, I am not ashamed to wear the American Flag pin… and I think it is a mistake for any potential leader to insinuate that wearing one is phony or unimportant. Once you are elected, your own personal opinions sometimes have to take a back seat. Ideology during wartime should never undermine the ability of a leader to help America prosper and win based on unity and hope, even if the symbol is a simple flag pin. “

“I swore to protect this Country, as a young man, before you were born. I was a prisoner of war when you were 6 years old. I know of no defining experience in your life which would qualify you to represent a Country as great as ours during war.”

“My hand over my heart during the pledge of allegiance means I put my Country first, even when and if she is wrong, because I know without her, I am nothing.”

“A soldiers oath to protect this Country versus enemies, both foreign and domestic, does not include the right to evaluate the worth of the “mission”. I would die for my country, right or wrong, and that is what that oath means to those who make it. Why would anyone take that same oath to serve under someone who cannot wear a pin with pride, or put their hand over their heart during the pedge?”

“You have stated you reserve the right to go back into Iraq to eliminate Al Qaeda, should they build up after our departure militarily. Why would you give up ground that so many fought so hard for, and spilled blood for, only to have to go back in an take it again? Do you have any doubt Al Qaeda in Iraq would re-emerge and rebuild if we left?”

I have heard it said over and over that Hillary would have been easier to beat, please give us Hillary… But I have to say that once this General Election heats up, I think that if McCain keeps his head and is guided well, he and we will knock Obama on his anti-jingoistic ass.

I would love to hear what lines readers think McCain could use against Obama as well.