Franken Ain’t Joking Now

You all know the story, or should. Here we go again. Dems trying to recount and recount until they “find” enough votes to get their guy in.

In a very close race, incumbent Senator Norm Coleman is hanging by a thread against a Democrat party and Secretary of State in Minnesota that believes that you have to do everything you can to win. And of course, while the Secretary of State was talking about the Republicans, the truth is, the evidence points to the Democrats being, once again, the stealers of elections.

I was PERSONALLY involved in the 2004 Dino Rossi Gubernatorial recount in Washington State as a Republican party appointed “officer”. I personally WATCHED the Democrat’s manufacture votes. There was nothing we could do within the law to stop them. They believed they could intuit what the voter “intended” and gave votes to Rossi’s opponent Chistine Gregoire left and right. Slowly, the lead dropped from the hundreds, to the tens, to the single digits, to losing.

No matter what, it seemed as though a Democrat held county, King County, kept “finding” votes. Back rooms, boxes here and there… I am surprised they did not pull some out of a homeless man’s ass.

Bottom line was, the Dems know how to steal elections, by “creating” voters and votes. As long as the recount is alive, they will continue to find votes.

Right now, Coleman’s lead in Minnesota is desperately low. Not nearly high enough of a lead to overcome liberal lies and deceit.

My prediction? A bold one. That prick Franken is going to the Senate. My God…

Stripping Lieberman

It seems as though the Democrats don’t care much for one of their own any longer. Senator Joe Lieberman is in danger of losing his Homeland Security Chair because he attacked Obama on during the campaign, siding with McCain.

One of the chief Chair Stripper Supporters? Patrick Leahy. He’s a real peach. I like him about as much as Reid. Leahy is about as even minded as Howard Dean.

So much for the party of ideas, open mindedness, and being a “big tent”. Welcome to “our” side, Joe. Republicans are far more friendly to the support of Israel, so you know what they say- “Dance with the one that brung ya”.

Joe, Welcome to the Republican Party.

Black Goes With Everything

One of my favorite Republicans, Michael Steele, is going to run for RNC Chair. I love Michael. He is so damned articulate. Can we say “articulate” without being racist? Oh yeah… guess so. He is one of “us”.

Of all of the blacks that we have on the Conservative “label”, Lt. Gov. Steele is probably my favorite. Is he Presidential material? I think so… I think so…

Now, all he has to do is avoid the left calling him names, simply because he is a black on our side, and not theirs. Remember how they treated Colin Powell, and Condi???

The left… amazingly hypocritical…

The Obama Oreo

Well, they have alllll broken their silence.

After weeks and months of keeping their mouths shut, so you in the voting blocks of the US would not have the opportunity to find out WHO they are, WHAT they have said and done, and WHAT connections Obama has had to them, William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, and Louis Farrakhan have broken their silences.

Working not so cleverly under a cloak of silence in order to protect their precious cargo of a car salesman no experience cleverly packaged half black in a “first black President” package, those folks kept their tongues quiet juuuuuuuust long enough to prove that American’s were crazier and “stupider” than they were.

You bought it, America.

Looks like the trio has taken their vow of silence and cast it to the wind. They are all over the airwaves spewing stupidity that would have done nothing BUT hurt Obama’s chances of becoming President.

Great job, US press. Great job, dumbass uninformed Ameican Idol watching voter. There is a new reality show you are going to have to watch in the coming years. It is called “watch us rape this country of its core principles and values and move towards socialism at a blinding rate…”

Looks like the weekly poker game between these three is back on. Go figure.

Speaking of Socialism

Well, who wants the next bailout/handout?The UAW of course.

The major US auto manufacturers are all crying for their share of the taxpayer pie in asking for a major bailout of their industry. Here’s a clue for all of us Americans… if you did not already know it:

US Unions cause US jobs to go overseas to people who will work for less. The only Union this does not affect strongly is the SEIU, which is a Union of service employees, whose jobs cannot be exported to lower bidders, because the work MUST be done here.

Point blank- US Unions do more to force jobs to go overseas than any agreement ever has. US Union workers are overpaid whining “I am entitled to far more pay than my work merits” cancers on the company they work for. What they never have understood is that they are the ones trying to kill the Golden Goose. They just keep strangling more and more and more from the companies that they hold a stranglehold over.

Amazingly, import auto manufacturers that BUILD their cars here don’t seem to have the same problem. But, they also don’t have Unions (most of them). I heard a figure the other day that $1400+ of EVERY US made care by the big three here in the US is related directly to UNION health care costs mandated by the Unions on the manufacturer. The cost to Honda, Toyota, etc. for their health care? About $140, or one TENTH the cost.

American Union worker, wake up. Your days of milking off the fat tit of your companies are numbered. When China and Mexico and every other country will do it for less, you will lose, in the end.

It is time for America to start breaking Unions, in order to compete in the world maketplace. Unfortunately, you will not see anything like that from the Obama administration of the Democrat controlled Congress. They FEED off of and RELY upon the Unions for their capital and funding for re-election.

We are in for a looooooooog economic recovery…

Try to keep your head up. It’s the only way you will see the next swing from the left coming.

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Well, reality is going to set in soon, and all of these people who were fed “hope” are going to start using the word “wish” real soon… as in, “I sure wish there were a way to give all those tax breaks to all those folks AND pay for all these damn things that were promised.”

At any rate, we now truly have an “Obama-nation”. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out like the word sounds.

So, we need to get started, and Obama has wasted no time, targeting former Clinton buddy Rahm Emanuel.

I’m going to put Emanuel in the “partisan” category. He is a hard charging opinionated outspoken pain in the ass, essentially. This might be a good pick, considering the fact he is a driver, but on the other hand, this is not exactly the first sign of “moderation” that we all hope to see from Mr. Left Wing Liberal.

Considering thre rest of Obama’s picks, which I will lay out here, we might just be glad he picked such a tightass as Emanuel. Let’s take a look at some of the picks. Keep in mind, this is an incomplete list, subject to change, from a very secret source.

Secretary of the Buffet Table

Oprah Winfrey

She’s handling all the White House food prep. Hand me a drumstick.

Department of Homeland Security

Bill Ayers

Come on. Who else???

Secretary of American Pride

Michelle Obama

She’s proud now. Of America. Really. For the second time in her life.

Department of Bitch

Hillary Clinton

Who can argue with perfection? Plus, she wanted to keep an eye on Billy.

Undersecretary

Bill Clinton

Yes. That’s it. Undersecretary. It’s a new position.

Department of Agriculture

Snoop Dog

It is suspected he gained the position due to his award winning work with hemp. Not sure about the pig-tails. I think they are useful or make you popular in prison.

Secretary of NAMBLA

Barney Frank

The other candidate was rumored to be a retired Rear Admiral. I heard Frank was behind him. Oh boy.

Chief Race Relations Council Director

Louis Farrakhan

He said he would never work for “Whitey”. Obama getting elected made this possible. Like the Civil War, a lot of “Whitey” types helped make that possible.

Undersecretary of Child Care

Michael Jackson

Feel safer now? I know I do.

Department of Surrender

Cindy Sheehan

What with Obama’s pledge to pull troops out right away, this had to be filled pronto.

Department of Really Bad Hair

Al Sharpton

Sharpton was up for Director of Racial Extortion, but he was beat out.

Director of Racial Extortion

Jesse Jackson

Damn. Was hoping that once a black man got to the highest office, Jackson would become obsolete.

Token White Guy Department

Joe the Plumber

Obama is apparently paying him $250,000.01, just to piss him off.

Director of Neck Slashing

OJ Simpson

He was also listed as a potential Secretary of Dumbass

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Ok, so it’s a foregone conclusion now, right? Everyone willing to throw in the towel? While I DO say this kind of tongue in cheek, and do expect the undecideds to break for McCain in the end by about 70-80%, I figured I would write an article that will illustrate what will happen if Obama becomes President.

Some serious, some not so serious…

So, putting on my “Nostradamus” hat…

1. Obama will reveal that the ‘b’ really IS an ’s’, and invite his brother back home out of Afghanistan.
2. Ear Muff sales will triple.
3. Al Gore will claim he invented the negro.
4. Political hopefuls in college everywhere will drop out of world history political science and instead enroll in speech writing and sermon classes.
5. O.J. will not only be pardoned, but promoted to “Chief of Stab”… I meant “Staff”… really…
6. Half of the remaining KKK members will commit suicide. The other half will head toward Washington, their pick-em-up trucks full of beer and bullets. (Note to them: “Washington” is the one with the “D.C.”, up there in the northeast, not the big State way up in the northwest…)
7. The Secret Service will be replaced by “The New Black Panthers”
8. The name “White House” will be under immediate review.
9. Louis Farrakhan will still insist that the black man is held in the gutter by the evil whites and jews.
10. Jesse Jackson will become obsolete. Finally. Really. No, I mean it.
11. Jeremiah Wright will replace him.
12. Rosie O’Donnel will still be gross and enormous (I mean her mouth), and unimportant.
13. Code Pink will hold a huge party. Lesbians only, however.
14. Terrorists will become more afraid of France than the U.S., as we begin to employ the “Let’s sit down and talk with them, one on one” policy.
15. Obama will meet one on one with Ahmadinejad. He will later think “that was the DUMBEST thing I ever said I would do…”
16. Troops may start packing to come home… enlistments and re-enlistments will drop sharply.
17. Having taken the “top” job in the U.S., the NAACP will have nothing left to”advance”, and their membership will find something else to do.
18. Blacks and whites across the country will applaud our “first black President”. Geneticists will remind them that he is half white, and half black, and that the dominant gene is indeed, in this case, the ‘white’ gene from his mother.
19. Bill Clinton will then step up and say “Wait a minute… I thought I was the first black President?”, to which we will reply “No. No. You invented Al Gore. And thank you very little.”
20. During the post-election celebration, many major cities, especially those in the south, may find large groups of blacks in the streets. There might be violence, and building fires. What a fitting way to show how far we’ve come.
21. “Some of my best friends are black people” will lose its cliché power, and will be replaced by “My PRESIDENT is a black person!”, giving white people across the nation nothing left to “prove”.
22. Michelle Obama will become the most outspoken and disliked first lady in the history of the nation.
23. T-shirts showing Michelle Obama’s face with the text “First Ho” will be everywhere.
24. Your taxes WILL go up. More than once.
25. Millions in Florida and Ohio won’t know what to in the days following, having set them aside for the immediate but now unnecessary recount process.
26. Millions of Americans will wake up on Wednesday thinking “why the HELL didn’t I get my ass out and VOTE???”

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