Jackson to Provide Castrations for Presidential Candidates

Jesse Jackson put his foot in it with what they call a “hot mic” situation where he claimed Barack Obama had been talking down to black church people, and that he wanted to cut his nuts off.

First off, a “hot mic” excuse is like saying “that was my private thought… the rest of the world is not privy to this…” Sorry Mr. Public Speaker. Truth is, YOU should be smart enough to know better. Everything people like you say has the potential for being scrutinized.

Secondly, I wasn’t aware Obama still HAD his nuts. I thought anyone who has as little experience as he does, and at the same time is flipping on so many issues could not possibly have nuts.

Since this happened on Fox, I wonder if it would have been leaked if it had been on CNN or MSNBC???

Iran Flexes Muscles

Recently, Iran tested 9 missiles near the Strait of Hormuz, 1250 miles away from Israel. This test is more of a developmental test, but it is also a form of saber rattling that Iran cannot really afford. This is just more of an assurance that a missile defense in Europe is necessary, and timely. Interestingly, such a test also gives us some information as to the technology and other statistical data the Iranians possess. Nothing happens in a vacuum. And, like North Korea, insiders state these idiots are more about saber rattling than actual ability.

This is yet another reason for the US to have a presence in Iraq for a loooooong time coming.

More Heat More Food

Want a cure for global hunger? How about accepting global warming?

Scientists at the German Johann Heinrich von Thunen Institute have discovered that by spraying CO2 onto plants at levels that global warming fiends suspect will be prevailing by the year 2050 that the output for barley beats and wheat will be increased by 10%.

Additionally, the more CO2 that plants absorb, the more O2 that they put out. That last little tidbit of information is widely known by even the most basic of High School level scientists, but you never hear it in the news. Imagine if plants can absorb through growth the increased CO2 in the world, just by growing faster, and us planting more…

Imagine what that would do to the Global Warming crowd… finding out that Global Warming FEEDS people. I have to say I love irony.

While global warming is an alarming theory that requires serious consideration, I think that like any other geopolitical issue, it requires that the data be evenly assessed, and the players be incredibly open and non-partisan. Since we can’t expect that to happen anytime soon, and because Global Warming legislation and discussions will have HUGE effects on political discussions in the world, we have to take a “protect our interests” position on such a new and infant theory.

One thing is for sure. You won’t hear the left touting any of the “positives” of global warming anytime soon. Such partisan approaches cannot help the process.

Fillibuster Buster…

Barack Obama… moving again… changing his mind again… again… again…

On the vote on the FISA court legislation, Barack Obama is doing his damned best to be a centrist, by voting FOR a bill that he swore he would fillibuster. FISA and the consideration of such legislation which was passed runs central to the theme of US sovereign control over our rights to privacy vs. security, which is a leftist concern of huge import.

Obama has changed his mind on very many important topics thus far… and I think that the far left doesn’t much care. We cant expect clear judgmental thought on much from the far left.

No. This year is about winning. The hype of a black man helps. The fact he can be shot down over and over on the facts and topics means nothing to the left and many in the center.

God help us folks…

Get active… we can’t beat this fool by sitting on our asses.

Supreme Court Rules on 2nd Amendment

(You may now CLING without fear)

Todays MOMENTOUS ruling in the SCOTUS marks not only an unprecedented milestone in this Nation’s history regarding an individual’s right to bear arms, but also highlights in the strongest manner why the Presidency matters.

The slim 5-4 ruling (conservatives plus swing Justice Kennedy) showed the importance of SCOTUS nominations by the President. Without either Roberts or Alito, you could have seen today a first step down another Roe vs. Wade type of path. Instead, freedom loving flag waving American’s won.

In light of this ruling, the NRA is immediately considering filing numerous contests in many cities across the nation. San Francisco and Chicago will be first. Chicago. Obama’s homies.

It is also important to note that Obama’s name was ABSENT in a friend of the court’s brief (amicus) that was sent to the SCOTUS supporting the lower courts overturning of the 32 year old law (of the District of Columbia). On that amicus brief’s list of supporting Senator’s? Republican nominee Senator John McCain.

Said Obama after hearing of the ruling, “Damn! I woulda never thunk it possible that those rednecks wooda had da RIGHT ta CLING ta those firearms! Heck! Now I is gonna haf ta just focus on attacking their religion!”

He’s working on it, folks… more on that soon..

In the meantime, consider opening a handgun shop in San Fran or Chi-town.

I am off to hug my 9mm…

Exporting American Security on Behalf of Nature

We have a problem in this country. And, like so many other things that we humans do, this problem is not going to get attention until it hurts us so bad that we take action way later than we should have.

Want a traffic light at a busy intersection where a lot of accidents happen because there is no traffic light? Well, believe it or not, at City Council meetings what you will hear them say that the light is slated to be installed in 2009, unless there is a rash increase of deaths at the intersection before then.

Like the rest of life, we plan our fixes in government and socially the same way a smoker quits… “Tomorrow” .

Our addiction to oil in this country is going to be the downfall of us. Our economy is in the hands of ragheaded sheiks with backwards ideals on the other side of the world. Our national security is tied to this same exact oil. We are like crack addicted freaks running to the dealer in the bad part of town, the Middle East.

Why do we do this? Why have we handicapped ourselves so?

One reason is Middle East oil was easier to get at than a lot of our oil, therefore cheaper. But the real reason is, we are hamstrung in this country by greenies who chain themselves to trees to save owls. The same militants who put their boats in between whales and whaling harpoons.

They call themselves activists, I call them militants. And they are as dangerous to the future of this country as the terrorists in the Middle East, because they undermine our ability to provide our own energy solutions because they think that saving some fish is more important than saving the free world. They claim some species is a treasured resource while ignoring the fact that freedom is more precious and important a commodity to peace and the well-being of this planet than a bird. They are more worried about an oil spill than they are about thousands of deaths of Americans, either from terror attacks or from direct conflict in our efforts to keep the Middle East in the “right” hands.

As I wrote in “That Blood on your hands is GREEN”, these conservation militants are partly responsible for the deaths of American soldiers in the future in ANY war that is partially or mostly motivated by oil concerns in the Middle East. Their incessant insistence that we put wildlife above national security is now coming back to haunt us.

This country has more oil reserves than Saudi Arabia. The number I heard was somewhere in the neighborhood of 95 BILLION barrels in the form of crude and shale oil. The stark raving lunatics of the left chant “we won’t drill in the Grand Canyon or the Everglades” but what they don’t talk about is any rational approach to the mining and drilling of other areas in Colorado or on the gulf and Ocean coastal waters. Their ignorance of improvements in the safety of those technologies is driven mostly by lust for a policy of NOTHING as opposed to putting their Country first.

The holistic approach to the world these radicals espouse prevents any compartmentalized discussion about the finer details as to how to go about reaching all of our goals collectively and with compromise, instead of simply their all or nothing world of NOTHING.

Their rants of “we can’t drill out way out of this problem” and “were ANWR online right now the price of gas wouldn’t go down more than a few cents” is like a smoker not stopping smoking because the risk of cancer for him won’t go away the day after he quits. Moving ahead NOW with increased drilling, and the raising of the federal ban on offshore drilling, would be a part of a broad policy change in this country to get agressive in seeking solutions that can help us get off the Middle East tit that we seem to be content suckling until we die.

In the coming election, we should expect the two proposed leaders to go head to head on such issues. This country should be very ready to change course. I for one expect strong and agressive changes.

Thus far, I am not impressed with Obama’s approach, and only mildly more impressed with McCain’s.

Maybe our screaming will help them “get it”.

Edward Pulls Through

We are happy to announce that Senator Edward Kennedy’s brain surgery went very well, which means the implant will now try to start computing in the space where there was no brain present previously.

Said Kennedy “I feel like a million bucks. I think I’ll do that again tomorrow.” This is clearly a sign that the available brain donor stock was of particularly low quality, but it still should be an improvement over what we previously were able to get from Teddy. And, if it doesn’t”take”, maybe we can oblige him and try again tomorrow.

The surgery did stumble on a hiccup of sorts,

Obama’s Cries “Uncle”

Obama recently stated that his Uncle (or someraig. Uncle) liberated prisoners in Auschwitz, and then subsequently came home and sat in an attic for 6 months.

Apparently Obama’s Uncle was a Russian (sarcasm), as the US troops never even saw Auschwitz. (Auschwitz was liberated by the Russian Army.) And to add insult to injury to this audacious attempt to try to sound as though one has “gravitas” because one has relatives who “did something important “, this Harvard Grad-idiot would have you believe the following: