Edward Pulls Through

We are happy to announce that Senator Edward Kennedy’s brain surgery went very well, which means the implant will now try to start computing in the space where there was no brain present previously.

Said Kennedy “I feel like a million bucks. I think I’ll do that again tomorrow.” This is clearly a sign that the available brain donor stock was of particularly low quality, but it still should be an improvement over what we previously were able to get from Teddy. And, if it doesn’t”take”, maybe we can oblige him and try again tomorrow.

The surgery did stumble on a hiccup of sorts,

Mexicans Invading Mexico

Sheriff Joe Arpaio is at it again, and we say “thank goodness for the last of the John Wayne’s”.

In Arizona, the crackdown is becoming real, and illegals (or, “undocumented workers”, as the law defying left would call them) are running like rabbits back into the desert and into neighboring areas. Watch out New Mexico, you just might become the NEW Mexico.

Arpaio and company are acting on the “broken window” philosophy, where law enforcement agents use every infraction as an excuse to impose the government’s authority into your business. It is called the broken window philosophy because the implication is that you will be investigated/arrested even for something as simple as breaking a window.

This low level infraction exposure of illegals is maddening the left… I wish them luck. Break the law, expose yourself to the law, all of the law. You can be pulled over for a broken tail light, and then busted for possession of cocaine. What the law is doing now is verifying citizenship at similar broken tail light offenses, as well as other low level infractions.

The REAL news here is, so many illegals are running back to Mexico all of the sudden that