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Obama WINS!!! POLL
Okay. That is my way of getting your attention, even though the reality is at the time I write this, it is only incredibly likely that Obama will win. I do NOT expect a Dewey kind of night here.
I just wanted to compile a why I think McCain might have lost list, and perhaps you can even vote on it. Go on. Have fun. You won’t have much in the next 4 years.
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You can vote for FIVE.
Why McCain Lost
Loading ...Who will WIN on Tuesday???
Well, we’re almost there. Who would have predicted that these two would be who we have to choose from, 12 months ago? How did we get here? What transpired to get these two to the finish line?
Who cares?
I’m going to tell you who will win, and why.
Why McCain will win…
…because all the chad machines have been destroyed in Florida
Why Obama will win…
…because ACORN allows buy one, get one free voter registrations
Why McCain will win…
Too good to let go...
…because Tina Fey is just too damn good playing Sarah Palin
Why Obama will win…
…because Michelle Obama needs a reason to be proud of her country, for the first time
Why McCain will win…
Swee-EET!
…because Cindy McCain is flat out hot
Why Obama will win…
…because Michelle Obama is, um, gonna kick your ass if you don’t vote for her. I mean HIM! I mean, HER HUSBAND!
Why McCain will win…
…because everyone knows Maverick always came out on top
Why Obama will win…
…because Ohio learned from 2004 how to better manufacture votes out of thin air
Why McCain will win…
…because buses all across the country will break down, filled with the poor, the homeless, and slobbering seniors out of retirement homes who can’t even remember their names
Why Obama will win…
…because, angry right wingers, who sit at home because ‘centrist’ McCain was nominated, are thinking they will “show THEM!!!”
Why McCain will win…
…because a study shows that “smarter people are more likely to vote…”
Why Obama will win…
…because there are more stupid people frothing to vote than there are smart people
Why McCain will win…
…because Joe the Plumber is on his side
Why Obama will win…
"Me? Crazy? HUH???"
…because George Soros trumps Joe the Plumber, by about a cool billion, or two, or three
Why McCain will win…
…because he reaches across the aisle, and implements bipartisan legislation like campaign finance reform
Why Obama will win…
…because McCain implemented campaign finance reform
Why McCain will win…
…because “M” comes before “O”… except in Oklahoma, where two O’s clearly come before the M.
Why Obama will win…
…because someone named Anthony Fitzsomethingorother will vote over 728 times in 13 different States.
Why McCain will win…
…because he is a POW… “Proud Old Whitie”
Why Obama will win…
…because he is, after all, the “Messiah”, according to his disciple, Louis Farrakhan
Time for the Mud-slinging to Begin
The ties that bind…
We can’t get through a whole election cycle without a little mudslinging, even if we’re talking about the McCain camp having to be the one slinging it. What would an election be without a little swift boat-like assault on your opponent?
Even though McCain has vowed to keep his campaign on the high road, surely in the coming weeks the supporters of McCain will find ways to bring out the worst news they can concerning their opponenent. But, then again, why the hell would I object to anyone trying to undermine a man who’s only claim to being President is media hype, being black, and the ability to get 92% of the black vote?
So let’s take a refresher-look at the ties that bind Obama to poor judgment, and unsavory characters, for the sake of all of those undecided voters out there.
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Hey! America has a NEW FRIEND! Iranian President Ahmadinejad has sent his congratulations to President Elect Obama! This is our first sign of "Hope" and "Change". "Yes we CAN befriend idiots!" Thanks Barack!!! -
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Miserable campaign. Miserable circumstances economically. Not the greatest VP choice. OUTSTANDING concession speech. Made me proud. -
The most stupidest dumbest thang I have heard lately from the left...
Michael Moore, gushing hope in his own personal message to us all, stated "But today we celebrate this triumph of decency over personal attack, of peace over war, of intelligence over a belief that Adam and Eve rode around on dinosaurs just 6,000 years ago." Wow. I'm at a loss for words. This doesn't even deserve more than that word- "Wow". Does obesity cloud the brain, too? -
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