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The Best of 2009, The Worst of 2009, Top News of 2009

The Best of 2009, The Worst of 2009, Top News of 2009

The Best, Worst, Dumbest, Biggest, Stupidest — everything of 2009 Much like every year since the start of this blog, I’m gonna vamp for you on some of the biggest stories of 2009. Some funny, some serious, many political. Barry has his share, trust me. You can’t stumble through a year as president like he [...] Read more »

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Political Correctness or Idiotic Semantics?

Political Correctness or Idiotic Semantics?

The Obama administration seems to be taking a different tack on the “global war on terror”. Our world has run amok with the idiocy of watering down the truth with kinder, gentler, more “fair” words and terminology. These hyper-sensitivities have permeated nearly every aspect of our lives, to the extent that they now seem to [...] Read more »

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Breaking- Obama Approval Rating: Doing Great Job

Breaking- Obama Approval Rating: Doing Great Job

  Real Clear politics is reporting that Barry’s approval rating is at 60.2% right now. They also are reporting that 56.8% of the country is feeling we are on the wrong track. One can conclude that Obama is going a great job taking us the wrong direction.   I would concur. Read more »

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Help Obama Pick His Dog

Help Obama Pick His Dog

What dog will Obama pick for the White House? We have some suggestions… maybe you should vote and help him decide. Read more »

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Obama’s Inauguration

Obama’s Inauguration

My video diary of the inauguration… Read more »

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GITMO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!!!

GITMO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!!!

Hello! Vince, from Sham WOW! Have WE got a DEAL for YOU! It’s the GITMO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! Everything MUST GO! Look at this…  148 waterfront Condos! Ok, they’re not really waterfront, but they’re water “close”. And heck, you can’t beat this deal cause Castro is on his way out, and who KNOWS!!!??? [...] Read more »

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Presidential Tradition- Bush’s Note to Obama

Presidential Tradition- Bush’s Note to Obama

Our great country is steeped in tradition. In fact, one of my most treasured principles is that we need to cherish and preserve our traditions, wherever they enhance our enjoyment of life, and where they do far more good than harm, collectively. Well, there is a tradition that many are unaware of on inauguration day, [...] Read more »

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Obama: Swearing in the Carnival Pitchman

Obama: Swearing in the Carnival Pitchman

Well, walking along the Washington Mall today, I could just feel the emotion. Feel the swelling of the coming event. An event which many feel will transform a nation into the kumbaya, arm waving, hug your neighbor and cry and kiss a baby, sobbing idiots. The reflection pond will part, the sky will open up, [...] Read more »

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My Appointment to Obama’s Cabinet

My Appointment to Obama’s Cabinet

Last night, I had a dream… one of those weird, “Where did that come from?” kind of dreams. This should not be surprising, considering how weird some of my dreams get. I mean, we all have weird dreams, right? The kind of Timothy Leary, Wizard of Oz flighty weird transformational make no sense kind of [...] Read more »

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The Future of America

The Future of America

What’s in YOUR Crystal Ball? Bush-Gore, 2000. Gregoire-Rossi, 2004. Bush-Kerry (Ohio), 2004. Franken-Coleman, 2008. Blagojevich, Burris, on and on and on… It would appear the future of American politics is headed more for the courtroom than the ballot box. And what appears to be at the root of all of it is the Democrat strategy [...] Read more »

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Liberal New Year’s Resolutions

Liberal New Year’s Resolutions

Liberal? Having a hard time coming up with some New Years resolutions? Let me help… Start telling the truth. To everyone. All the time. Even in elections. Find a cure for tantrums. Vote once. Even in off years. Just in your State. Your County. Try to put humans (especially the unborn) above animals. Tell the [...] Read more »

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Top Stories of 2008

Top Stories of 2008

Top Stories of 2008

Well, it is almost over. The good, bad, and ugly of the year, you will find most of it here. Surely, I can’t put together an all encompassing list, but this is the best I can do off the top of my head, and with a little research. The list is not a top # [...] Read more »

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Last Minute Christmas Gifts

Last Minute Christmas Gifts

This is always a hard time of year for folks. Pressure of the holidays, stress of relatives visiting, money flowing out, not sure what to get people… I always wind up scrambling at the last minute. Most of us do. But this year, since I am broke and don’t have to shop any more for [...] Read more »

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Identifying Liberals Amongst Us

Identifying Liberals Amongst Us

A humorous guide to identifying liberals amongst us… As you grow up, you will notice that over the years, Democrats (led by the most liberal among them) are always trying to find ways to “count every vote” (even illegal ones). You should also notice they are always trying to find new ways to “create” new [...] Read more »

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Obama’s Cabinet

Obama’s Cabinet

Well, reality is going to set in soon, and all of these people who were fed “hope” are going to start using the word “wish” real soon… as in, “I sure wish there were a way to give all those tax breaks to all those folks AND pay for all these damn things that were [...] Read more »

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Who will WIN on Tuesday???

Who will WIN on Tuesday???

Who will WIN on Tuesday???

Well, we’re almost there. Who would have predicted that these two would be who we have to choose from, 12 months ago? How did we get here? What transpired to get these two to the finish line? Who cares? I’m going to tell you who will win, and why. Why McCain will win… …because all [...] Read more »

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26 things that will happen when Obama becomes President

26 things that will happen when Obama becomes President

Ok, so it’s a foregone conclusion now, right? Everyone willing to throw in the towel? While I DO say this kind of tongue in cheek, and do expect the undecideds to break for McCain in the end by about 70-80%, I figured I would write an article that will illustrate what will happen if Obama [...] Read more »

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The Ron Paul Widget

The Ron Paul Widget

The Ron Paul Widget

Widgets are all the rage these days. These crazy little doohickeys make your internet or computer work better, or in clever little ways that make us all amused, at the very least. The truth is, though, if they were really all that necessary they would be part of the OS, built in. Another crazy little [...] Read more »

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