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The Best of 2009, The Worst of 2009, Top News of 2009

January 2nd, 2010 • COasis • 1 comment • Related • Filed Under
The Best of 2009, The Worst of 2009, Top News of 2009
The Best, Worst, Dumbest, Biggest, Stupidest — everything of 2009 Much like every year since the start of this blog, I’m gonna vamp for you on some of the biggest stories of 2009. Some funny, some serious, many political. Barry has his share, trust me. You can’t stumble through a year as president like he has [...]

Political Correctness or Idiotic Semantics?

April 27th, 2009 • COasis • 5 comments • Related • Filed Under
The Obama administration seems to be taking a different tack on the “global war on terror”. Our world has run amok with the idiocy of watering down the truth with kinder, gentler, more “fair” words and terminology. These hyper-sensitivities have permeated nearly every aspect of our lives, to the extent that they now seem to [...]

Breaking- Obama Approval Rating: Doing Great Job

March 22nd, 2009 • COasis • 16 comments • Related • Filed Under
  Real Clear politics is reporting that Barry’s approval rating is at 60.2% right now. They also are reporting that 56.8% of the country is feeling we are on the wrong track. One can conclude that Obama is going a great job taking us the wrong direction.   I would concur. Tweet This Post

Help Obama Pick His Dog

February 25th, 2009 • COasis • 4 comments • Related • Filed Under
Well, all silliness such as trillion dollar deficits and wars and failing banks aside, it is now time for President Obama to get down to the serious business. Picking a dog. There are a lot of dog guides to help one choose the correct canine. From the internet guide sites to books and even people like [...]

Obama’s Inauguration

February 4th, 2009 • COasis • 2 comments • Related • Filed Under
Obama's Inauguration
Some poignant reflections, in my video diary, of the event… Patient with the load, if you are on a slow ISP. If you have a slower connection, go read one or two articles real quick. It will load faster than you think. (It loads in the background no matter where you are on the site. Kinda [...]

GITMO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!!!

January 23rd, 2009 • COasis • 3 comments • Related • Filed Under
Hello! Vince, from Sham WOW! Have WE got a DEAL for YOU! It’s the GITMO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! Everything MUST GO! Look at this…  148 waterfront Condos! Ok, they’re not really waterfront, but they’re water “close”. And heck, you can’t beat this deal cause Castro is on his way out, and who KNOWS!!!??? Maybe you can triple [...]

Presidential Tradition- Bush’s Note to Obama

January 20th, 2009 • COasis • 14 comments • Related • Filed Under
Our great country is steeped in tradition. In fact, one of my most treasured principles is that we need to cherish and preserve our traditions, wherever they enhance our enjoyment of life, and where they do far more good than harm, collectively. Well, there is a tradition that many are unaware of on inauguration day, where [...]

Obama: Swearing in the Carnival Pitchman

January 19th, 2009 • COasis • 10 comments • Related • Filed Under
Well, walking along the Washington Mall today, I could just feel the emotion. Feel the swelling of the coming event. An event which many feel will transform a nation into the kumbaya, arm waving, hug your neighbor and cry and kiss a baby, sobbing idiots. The reflection pond will part, the sky will open up, and [...]

My Appointment to Obama’s Cabinet

January 6th, 2009 • COasis • 8 comments • Related • Filed Under
Last night, I had a dream… one of those weird, “Where did that come from?” kind of dreams. This should not be surprising, considering how weird some of my dreams get. I mean, we all have weird dreams, right? The kind of Timothy Leary, Wizard of Oz flighty weird transformational make no sense kind of dreams [...]

The Future of America

January 2nd, 2009 • COasis • 18 comments • Related • Filed Under
What’s in YOUR Crystal Ball? Bush-Gore, 2000. Gregoire-Rossi, 2004. Bush-Kerry (Ohio), 2004. Franken-Coleman, 2008. Blagojevich, Burris, on and on and on… It would appear the future of American politics is headed more for the courtroom than the ballot box. And what appears to be at the root of all of it is the Democrat strategy of “pick [...]

Liberal New Year’s Resolutions

December 31st, 2008 • COasis • 18 comments • Related • Filed Under
Liberal? Having a hard time coming up with some New Years resolutions? Let me help… Start telling the truth. To everyone. All the time. Even in elections. Find a cure for tantrums. Vote once. Even in off years. Just in your State. Your County. Try to put humans (especially the unborn) above animals. Tell the truth to blacks about which party [...]

Top Stories of 2008

December 29th, 2008 • COasis • 1 comment • Related • Filed Under
Top Stories of 2008
Well, it is almost over. The good, bad, and ugly of the year, you will find most of it here. Surely, I can’t put together an all encompassing list, but this is the best I can do off the top of my head, and with a little research. The list is not a top # list, [...]

Last Minute Christmas Gifts

December 23rd, 2008 • COasis • 0 comments • Related • Filed Under
This is always a hard time of year for folks. Pressure of the holidays, stress of relatives visiting, money flowing out, not sure what to get people… I always wind up scrambling at the last minute. Most of us do. But this year, since I am broke and don’t have to shop any more for people, [...]

Identifying Liberals Amongst Us

December 3rd, 2008 • COasis • 0 comments • Related • Filed Under
Identifying Liberals Amongst Us

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A humorous guide to identifying liberals amongst us… As you grow up, you will notice that over the years, Democrats (led by the most liberal among them) are always trying to find ways to “count every vote” (even illegal ones). You should also notice they are always trying to find new ways to “create” new [...]

Obama’s Cabinet

November 5th, 2008 • COasis • 8 comments • Related • Filed Under
Well, reality is going to set in soon, and all of these people who were fed “hope” are going to start using the word “wish” real soon… as in, “I sure wish there were a way to give all those tax breaks to all those folks AND pay for all these damn things that were [...]

Who will WIN on Tuesday???

November 1st, 2008 • COasis • 2 comments • Related • Filed Under
Who will WIN on Tuesday???
Well, we’re almost there. Who would have predicted that these two would be who we have to choose from, 12 months ago? How did we get here? What transpired to get these two to the finish line? Who cares? I’m going to tell you who will win, and why. Why McCain will win… …because all the chad machines have [...]

26 things that will happen when Obama becomes President

October 11th, 2008 • COasis • 12 comments • Related • Filed Under
26 things that will happen when Obama becomes President
Ok, so it’s a foregone conclusion now, right? Everyone willing to throw in the towel? While I DO say this kind of tongue in cheek, and do expect the undecideds to break for McCain in the end by about 70-80%, I figured I would write an article that will illustrate what will happen if Obama [...]

The Ron Paul Widget

January 14th, 2008 • COasis • 2 comments • Related • Filed Under
The Ron Paul Widget
Widgets are all the rage these days. These crazy little doohickeys make your internet or computer work better, or in clever little ways that make us all amused, at the very least. The truth is, though, if they were really all that necessary they would be part of the OS, built in. Another crazy little doohickey [...]

Top Idiots of 2007

January 6th, 2008 • COasis • 3 comments • Related • Filed Under
Top Idiots of 2007
Christmas has passed. New Year’s too. Kids are back in school. Pressure is relieved. A good time to be glad you’re not stupid, and to prove it by voting for your favorite loser! And to just be fair (New Year’s resolution of mine- NOT!) I am not going to limit it to liberals! (But don’t blame [...]

Corn, Bibles, and Viagra

January 3rd, 2008 • COasis • 1 comment • Related • Filed Under
Corn, Bibles, and Viagra
It would appear that things are shaping up fast in the Cornhusker State for Osama bin “Articulate”, a.k.a. “I won’t wear pins or place my hand over my heart during the pledge” Obama. With both Biden and Kucinich already using “strategery” to direct that their second choice caucus goers support Obama, now add on to that [...]

The Sleigh is in Front of the Reindeer

December 14th, 2007 • COasis • 0 comments • Related • Filed Under
The Sleigh is in Front of the Reindeer
  For some time now, I have toyed with an idea. I have come to the conclusion I should publish it. I will likely re-publish it EVERY YEAR from now on… What is it? Well, shopping instructions. Kind of…   It has become very apparent that there will be a “war” fought between secular’s, and those who are more “religious” [...]

Dr. Gallup's Mental Health Elixir

December 1st, 2007 • COasis • 0 comments • Related • Filed Under
Dr. Gallup's Mental Health Elixir
This is just too funny to pass up. Apparently a study has been done on four years worth of Gallup polling data. The study found… are you ready??? “Republicans are far more likely than Democrats to report having excellent mental health.” Now, I am sure all us conservatives are out here, scratching our heads, fighting with the [...]

Nicely done GOP Candidate song…

November 26th, 2007 • COasis • 0 comments • Related • Filed Under
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