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Conservative Blog Political Potpourri for March 10 2008
Elliot Ness and Love Potion #9
(Editorial satire in italics)
Democrat Governor of New York Eliot Spitzer made his name by standing up for the little person. However, he is now in big trouble for probably laying with the wrong kind of little person, namely a 5′5″, 105 pound hooker.
We all knew it would be salacious when Spitzer started out with “”Today, I want to briefly address a private matter, which involves my privates, and my briefs.”
“Over the past nine years — eight years as attorney general and one as governor — I have tried to uphold a vision of progressive politics that would rebuild New York and create opportunity for all, including prostitutes.”
“We sought to bring real change to New York and that will continue, as evidenced by my attempts to put my spare change in the purses of whores and pimps.”
Spitzer was apparently “client 9″… “How could you blame me?” Spitzer asked. “She was
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Hey! America has a NEW FRIEND! Iranian President Ahmadinejad has sent his congratulations to President Elect Obama! This is our first sign of "Hope" and "Change". "Yes we CAN befriend idiots!" Thanks Barack!!! -
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