Well, reality is going to set in soon, and all of these people who were fed “hope” are going to start using the word “wish” real soon… as in, “I sure wish there were a way to give all those tax breaks to all those folks AND pay for all these damn things that were promised.”

At any rate, we now truly have an “Obama-nation”. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out like the word sounds.

So, we need to get started, and Obama has wasted no time, targeting former Clinton buddy Rahm Emanuel.

I’m going to put Emanuel in the “partisan” category. He is a hard charging opinionated outspoken pain in the ass, essentially. This might be a good pick, considering the fact he is a driver, but on the other hand, this is not exactly the first sign of “moderation” that we all hope to see from Mr. Left Wing Liberal.

Considering thre rest of Obama’s picks, which I will lay out here, we might just be glad he picked such a tightass as Emanuel. Let’s take a look at some of the picks. Keep in mind, this is an incomplete list, subject to change, from a very secret source.

Secretary of the Buffet Table

Oprah Winfrey

She’s handling all the White House food prep. Hand me a drumstick.

Department of Homeland Security

Bill Ayers

Come on. Who else???

Secretary of American Pride

Michelle Obama

She’s proud now. Of America. Really. For the second time in her life.

Department of Bitch

Hillary Clinton

Who can argue with perfection? Plus, she wanted to keep an eye on Billy.

Undersecretary

Bill Clinton

Yes. That’s it. Undersecretary. It’s a new position.

Department of Agriculture

Snoop Dog

It is suspected he gained the position due to his award winning work with hemp. Not sure about the pig-tails. I think they are useful or make you popular in prison.

Secretary of NAMBLA

Barney Frank

The other candidate was rumored to be a retired Rear Admiral. I heard Frank was behind him. Oh boy.

Chief Race Relations Council Director

Louis Farrakhan

He said he would never work for “Whitey”. Obama getting elected made this possible. Like the Civil War, a lot of “Whitey” types helped make that possible.

Undersecretary of Child Care

Michael Jackson

Feel safer now? I know I do.

Department of Surrender

Cindy Sheehan

What with Obama’s pledge to pull troops out right away, this had to be filled pronto.

Department of Really Bad Hair

Al Sharpton

Sharpton was up for Director of Racial Extortion, but he was beat out.

Director of Racial Extortion

Jesse Jackson

Damn. Was hoping that once a black man got to the highest office, Jackson would become obsolete.

Token White Guy Department

Joe the Plumber

Obama is apparently paying him $250,000.01, just to piss him off.

Director of Neck Slashing

OJ Simpson

He was also listed as a potential Secretary of Dumbass

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