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Obama’s Cabinet

November 5th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Well, reality is going to set in soon, and all of these people who were fed “hope” are going to start using the word “wish” real soon… as in, “I sure wish there were a way to give all those tax breaks to all those folks AND pay for all these damn things that were promised.”

At any rate, we now truly have an “Obama-nation”. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out like the word sounds.

So, we need to get started, and Obama has wasted no time, targeting former Clinton buddy Rahm Emanuel.

I’m going to put Emanuel in the “partisan” category. He is a hard charging opinionated outspoken pain in the ass, essentially. This might be a good pick, considering the fact he is a driver, but on the other hand, this is not exactly the first sign of “moderation” that we all hope to see from Mr. Left Wing Liberal.

Considering thre rest of Obama’s picks, which I will lay out here, we might just be glad he picked such a tightass as Emanuel. Let’s take a look at some of the picks. Keep in mind, this is an incomplete list, subject to change, from a very secret source.

Secretary of the Buffet Table

Oprah Winfrey

She’s handling all the White House food prep. Hand me a drumstick.

Department of Homeland Security

Bill Ayers

Come on. Who else???

Secretary of American Pride

Michelle Obama

She’s proud now. Of America. Really. For the second time in her life.

Department of Bitch

Hillary Clinton

Who can argue with perfection? Plus, she wanted to keep an eye on Billy.

Undersecretary

Bill Clinton

Yes. That’s it. Undersecretary. It’s a new position.

Department of Agriculture

Snoop Dog

It is suspected he gained the position due to his award winning work with hemp. Not sure about the pig-tails. I think they are useful or make you popular in prison.

Secretary of NAMBLA

Barney Frank

The other candidate was rumored to be a retired Rear Admiral. I heard Frank was behind him. Oh boy.

Chief Race Relations Council Director

Louis Farrakhan

He said he would never work for “Whitey”. Obama getting elected made this possible. Like the Civil War, a lot of “Whitey” types helped make that possible.

Undersecretary of Child Care

Michael Jackson

Feel safer now? I know I do.

Department of Surrender

Cindy Sheehan

What with Obama’s pledge to pull troops out right away, this had to be filled pronto.

Department of Really Bad Hair

Al Sharpton

Sharpton was up for Director of Racial Extortion, but he was beat out.

Director of Racial Extortion

Jesse Jackson

Damn. Was hoping that once a black man got to the highest office, Jackson would become obsolete.

Token White Guy Department

Joe the Plumber

Obama is apparently paying him $250,000.01, just to piss him off.

Director of Neck Slashing

OJ Simpson

He was also listed as a potential Secretary of Dumbass

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  1. Comment by gippergal on 7 November 2008:

    Well, it hasn’t taken long for the leftist colors to show, no matter how much moderate rhetoric was floated.

    This administration will be well populated with the liberal illuminati, all protected by the media orgy over our new President-Elect.

    Weird trivia: Rahm’s brother works in Hollywood; Jeremy Piven’s “Entourage” character is based on him.

  2. Comment by mdserv1964 on 8 November 2008:

    I’ve been on a hiatus from posting on this site, just like I was on a hiatus with other things, and I see that the site is now back in full-swing operation. I did visit the site a earlier in the week, just prior to the election, to read the commentaries but didn’t take time to post.

    Looking back, I can say what doomed the McCain campaign was the financial meltdown. There were many elements that led to that, but the fact that this happened under a Republican administration gave more people to seek Obama’s “change”. I took the poll asking what led to McCain’s defeat, and I don’t feel as if it were weaknesses on the part of the McCain campaign, but the fact that the Obama campaign was too strong, thanks to many elements which include the liberal media, liberal entertainment industry, his appeal to young people and first-time voters, and his charisma and celebrity.

    Now that he’s President, I accept him and hope that he’ll deliver on what the country needs - not in terms of his agenda, but hopefully through rational decisions based on expert advise. But do I see that happening - no, not just quite yet.

    My concern now is the Fairness Doctrine, with Congressional leaders wanting to pass it through legislation. If it passes, it’ll be a violation of our Constitutional rights. I’d have these same concerns even if a the Republican Party was hijacked by the far-right agendas and they were powerful enough to pass bill that could erode our Constitutional rights.

    Now, I’ll sit back, support the new President, but also keep a lookout for things while staying informed. Let’s see what happens in the General Elections of 2010, and the race in 2012.

    Here’s a funny, but not so funny video from the Glenn Beck show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46t_nrySg4

  3. Comment by joe h on 20 November 2008:

    hi… why can’t u give the president elect a chance b4 u trying all the partisian bs… america needs to get past all the u know…. bs
    and try to make GIANT steps.. there’s way to many bail out going on…

  4. Comment by inthebooks on 28 November 2008:

    is this the conservative racist or the conservative oasis. Seems more like a mirage. at first glance it seems satisfying and good, but upon further examination it is just another pile in a sea of piles. And if its water then why have i seen this same material all over? If i were you i would work on my 2012 Palin slop so you’ll be ahead of the curve.

  5. Comment by Marcbo on 30 November 2008:

    seriously guys, this was meant to be a joke. stop getting hurt by the bad men who made this little list up, and just look at it. It’s pretty funny.

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