Dr. Gallup's Mental Health Elixir
This is just too funny to pass up.
Apparently a study has been done on four years worth of Gallup polling data. The study found… are you ready??? “Republicans are far more likely than Democrats to report having excellent mental health.”
Now, I am sure all us conservatives are out here, scratching our heads, fighting with the buckles on our straightjackets or the tamper proof tops of our Zoloft bottles, asking aloud “Seriously? Are you sure? You aren’t kidding now, are you???”
I have just a one word response:
“Duh…”
I can’t (read that, can’t) count on two thousand sets of hands and feet the amount of times I have sat there, staring back at any liberal I have met, and wondered “Are you stable in there? Is a little bird going to fly out of a little door in the front of your forehead in a second? I bet your favorite cereal is Cocoa Puffs, correct?”
Think of the times you have seen or heard Cindy Sheehan, Susan Estrich, Jenny Backus, Al Franken, or Rosie O’Donnell. Try to tell me you have not wondered seriously about the mental health of John Murtha, Jane Fonda, Nancy Pelosi, or Alec Baldwin.
Each of these people are excellent examples supporting the argument that chromosomal functions are not always foolproof.
We know this list goes long and deep, but I don’t have that much ink, even in the cyber world. (The real truth is, I wan”t to go out and put up my Christmas lights.)
So- our thanks to Gallup, for bringing us this “proof”.
As if we needed it…
http://www.gallup.com/poll/102943/Republicans-Report-Much-Better-Mental-Health-Than-Others.aspx

